Douse yourself in cheap perfume,
it's so fitting, so fitting
of the way you are,
Can't cover it up, can't cover it up.
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fckn_amburr- August 27th, 2010
- Writer's Block: Something like that
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- fckn_amburr
- August 12th, 2010
What is the BIGGEST lie you've ever told?
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scarl3tt3. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)
I'm still telling it and I likely always will.
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- fckn_amburr
- July 24th, 2010
i'n stoned AND DEPRESSED.
fjnafasdnsainda fuck
- Writer's Block: Oh no not I
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- fckn_amburr
- June 2nd, 2010
I just curl up in bed and die. Not really die. But stare at the wall and sob until I can't breathe.
It's so fun!
I haven't had a break up in like 3 and half years...
- Writer's Block: Cat talk
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- fckn_amburr
- May 26th, 2010
If your dog or cat had a mobile phone, who would be listed first on her or his speed dial?
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guitars_burning. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)
My dog would have me as his first speed dial, and he'd call me constantly. If he could text, he'd text me 1000000 times a day while at work, and he'd beg me to come home and nap/feed/play with him.
He loves me.
- Writer's Block: School Daze
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- fckn_amburr
- May 11th, 2010
What was your worst experience in middle school or high school? Did it have a lasting effect on you? Do you think you learned anything positive from it?
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yukiakinoarai. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)
I embarrassed myself a ton. I did stupid shit and looked like an ass. I can't say it left a last impression, aside every time I think of something I did, I get the chills, like wtf was I thinking?
- Writer's Block: Pet central
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- fckn_amburr
- May 3rd, 2010
Honestly, My dog has no idea if I'm his "guardian" or "owner" or "master".
My dog is my fucking bestie and he knows it.
- Writer's Block: Question everything.
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- fckn_amburr
- April 20th, 2010
:O
My job is spent like this:
50% - paperwork, leasing, phone calls, putting files together, filing, other important stuff.
50% - answering stupid fucking questions.
Yes, people try to ask me 1000 questions at once, then get pissy when I ignore some of them. I'll be explaining the only question of theirs worth explaining, then they'll be like "OH MY GAHH MY OTHER QUESTION YOU FORGOT IT YOU BETTER ANSWER IT BEFORE I DIEE"
In most situations, most multiple questions are unrelated (I have to pay rent every month?! WHAT You're giving me a notice for NOT paying my pet fees, but still having 2 pets?! Can I park my car backwards? Can I park in a resident spot WITHOUT a resident sticker? Can I BLAHBLAHDUMFUCKINGQUESTIONS?!"
I always explain my answers because most people don't get the answer, anyhow.
I see what you're doing here...
- Writer's Block: Critical mass
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- fckn_amburr
- April 8th, 2010
How well do you take criticism? Do you deflect it or take it personally? Does it usually inspire you to change? Are you more critical of yourself or others?
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coffeekinns. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)
I take criticism horribly. I take it extremely personally. I guess it does make me improve because I hate being told I'm doing something wrong or being told to improve. I'm 100 x more critical of myself and rarely very critical of others.
- Writer's Block: Pet talk
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- April 7th, 2010
If your pet could talk, what is the first thing s/he would say to you?
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crazyprotein. (Follow-up questions, if any, may have been added by LiveJournal.)
"OH MY GOD HI MOM I LOVE YOU MOM OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU OHHHHH MY GAHHHH I LOVE YOU DO YOU HAVE FOOD FOOD AM I HUNGRY YES I AM HUNGRY GO GET MY BOWL CAN WE GO OUTSIDE OH MY GAHHH DIDI YOU HEAR THAT WHAT WAS THAT OH MY GODDDDD HEY CAN WE NAP NOW OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO NICE TO CUDDLE WITH OH MY GAWWWDDD ILOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Or something to that extent. I dunno.
